The two aren't related mind you.
I went to sleep over at Will's and we came upon an interesting video while pottering around on the network : 101 most embarassing sex accidents.
It wasnt as much entertaining as gruesome and cringeworthy...what some stupid bastards (all male) would do to get off....!
Some of the ..um....jewels...that were shown :
1. A dude that used a vacuum cleaner, but not the pipe, he just stuck it directly into the machine and as a result had half of his weener shredded. (The best part is, when 911 arrived he told them that he got assaulted by a hooker that he picked up at a bar.....lol)
2. And in a twisted spin off to American Pie, one guy put a melon in the microwave, took it out with oven gloves (he should have seen the warning signs right there), bodged a hole in it and tried to bonk the melon. All he got was 2nd degree burns.
3. A few blokes were having some very , exceptionally rough, sex when the organ accidentally slipped out and hit the female's pelvis, causing it to....break. They actually showed the after pictures. Its literally bent in half.
4. Some dude couldnt wait for sufficient lubrication and actually tore his skin. Im not going into too much detail, but you can imagine.....
Hehehehe, Im showing Soffy this tonight. If you hear screaming on that side of the globe, its us freaking out again. lol
If you ever happen to watch anything, please let it be Robot Chicken, brilliant and random. I crown it Series Of The Month.
AAAAAND on to movies.....
The Sims movie is going to take a while, I finally got Uni and Nightlife, bringing along a slew of new social interactions for me to plot out into a storyline. Not to mention architecture (big up, mike! some help with the sets maybe!?) Characters have to be created.
And I found a really cool resource that explains how to shoot action sequences and other difficult things. The Storyline is going to be crap, but hey, its an amateur effort.
Any input will be appreciated (maybe not always used, but definately appreciated ;P)
Anni