aaaaaand theyre off!!!

Due to extreme boredom and a looming workload, Will and I had stumbled onto the interesting subject of babies. You know those stupid speeches they usually give when you lose a competition? "Everyone's a winner" type crap?
They have a point.
You were the winner in the sperm race!
The first little bugger to beat your millions of equal counterparts (well equal except if you were coincidently swimming near the epididimus tube when the race started).
I think its hilarious.
"Congratulations! You win the chance to become a human being and you get a free birth!"

Just call it the lottery of life I suppose.
Imagine you could meet everyone who you would have possibly been, like all the variations of yourself. And if anyone steals this idea for a sci-fi movie, screw you , Im pitching it to Paramount Studios tomorrow.

Now...as a sidenote, Im writing Afrikaans tomorrow. Its an official African Indigenous Language. I would love to say that to foreigners, that my mother tongue is something they've never heard of because its indigenous to Africa.
:)
smug little girl I am