Hey all, sorry for not updating this whole week (was it??) (time flies when youre serving people).
Im really going to try and make a conscious effort to keep things posted here :)
Anyway, there's so much to catch up on that I am going to try and squeeze it in here....
First off, customers with attitude.
Now being the friendly person that I am in real life, I like to give people the best service possible , and that includes putting on a happy front even if you want to bend over the patron and say "I dearly hope you get constipation from this food."
So sunday this couple comes in with their two little boys,and one of my friends asks them whether they want to be seated in smoking or non smoking. At the same time, the one boy asks her where he can put his trash. The woman suddenly cut her off with "Can you hear my son is talking to you?"
I think we can all agree that its basic manners to let grown ups talk without you butting in and making a general nuisance of yourself...
Anyway, as luck would have it , I have the table and the women promptly props her feet on the opposite chair and demands to know whether we have strawberry diaquiris. As its on the cocktail menu I told her I'll go see and poutily she yells after me "yeah , you go do that!"
This woman gave so much attitude that I almost burst out laughing......you just want to make her bend down and spank her with a bloody ping pong racket because she's being like a petulant child.
The man's hair grossed me out so much....he dyed it blonde but its growing out so now there are these tight curls which are half grey half blonde. Did I mention they're American? Don't go thinking Im implying anything here, Im merely stating their nationality, Im sure you get your gross people in every country :P

Just to add to the whole spectacle, the kids order rice with their food and miraculously it gets spread all over the restaurant with the absolute minimum actually being consumed. !!!!!

Moral of the story : NEVER give kids rice. Ever