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Thoughts of a dying humourist
Friday, December 16, 2005


S.I.T (Statically Incumbent Territory)

From the title of the post you can guess that Ive been watching too many episodes of "Kids Next Door" on cartoon network....yes, I have spent a good deal of my day on the couch either
1)sleeping
2)watching t.v
3)nodding off
4) changing channels
5) having a nap
6) having one eye on the television
7) having the other eye closed

So you see, today was quite untaxing, on account of me being sick and all. Even with this substandard existence Im living now, its not all fun because it feels like my whole brain is jammed into where my frontal lobe is. And I have to drink Corenza C, which tastes like soda water.....fun.
Anyway
Watched Little Britain today, and despite the pommies rating it as the funniest thing since Peter Griffin, it is decidedly unfunny. Amusing at times, but not funny.
And why do they call it Little Britain? Because the population of the country can be divided equally into transvestites, moody teenagers and yucky men? They don't have much confidence in themselves if theyre calling a show like that Little Britain. But hey. Got to love those crumpet munchers. They are adorable even though some of them are called Nigel.

Speaking of calling people names, this one Australian guy came into where I work the other day and we chatted a bit, then he joked about me being a "saffer". When I didnt quite get it he apologized profusely , saying that he didnt mean offence. Apparently that's what South Africans are called. Saffers. Just like Wops, Poms, Aussies, Yanks and then...er....Saffers. Looks like we're all in the barrel, guys.
This just in:
I visited Willow the other day, we went out, and to the beach and shopping and generally it was a great time :D They have a Jack Russel puppy, named Jellytot, but we call her Beast because she bites more than your average great white in his entire lifespan.
And then I came upon a sports joke book which absolutely took the piss out of Man United and all that is Australian. In the next post I'll write down the ones I can remember , if you promise not to send me hate mail lol
Hope youre all well !
Anni
22:24

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