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Thoughts of a dying humourist
Tuesday, January 03, 2006



Some Knowledge For 2006

Hello all! I was off yesterday, and since it was damn hot ,i was mingering about in as little clothing as I could without people frowning, lying on the bed/couch with my eyes glued to the idiot box. Normally I don't watch so much t.v but heat = decreased brain activity, take this from someone who is used to the harshest that the southern hemisphere can offer. I hope youre all good, just being ushered into the New Year. I don't have any illustrious stories of debauchery and dark goings-on to report sadly, but Im surely going to make some the second I get back to uni, because this place is dead. There's always the limited male population of my psych + language classes.....or not. Luckily the commerce building is right around the corner as is the science building, and I have it on pretty good authority that those buildings have more testosterone than ours. Seeing as the majority of my small blog readership is male, here are a few questions , again gender related, because to be fair, we can't get enough of that little chestnut ;)

1. If you had to think stereotypes, which would you choose : arts girl / science girl / commerce girl? And why?

2. Youre fighting , if you could dictate her behaviour, what should she do?:
(a) Present her argument in a logical way and you come to a mutually satisfying solution.
(b) Yell at you (possibly try to slap you) and go hysterical, but you don't mind because it means the adrenaline's flowing.
(c) Cry and get emotional , telling you how she can't believe youre doing this and she loves you etc etc.
I realise there are pitfalls and pros to all three, so go think about it.

3 You bring a girl home before you ask her out. But your mother doesnt approve at all. you:
(a) ask her out . she's dating you, after all, not your mother
(b) Be cautious of your mother's advice, but decide to do it anyway.
(c) Dont ask her out.

4. Her laugh. You'd like it to be:
(a) Loud and bombastic because that means that she finds something you said extremely funny.
(b) A chortle that sounds higher than her normal voice, but flirty and it reminds you of the girls in primary school.
(c) a slightly amused chuckle
(d) a genuine out-of-her-belly laugh that's contagious
(e) a polite laugh (yes you have heard it before...)
and please do explain what you think about these things :)


Youre at a party with your girlfriend. You'd most like her to say to you:
(a) "Let's go dance!"
(b) "Youre the most attractive man here"
(c) "That guy was looking at me, but I'd rather be with you"
(d) "I want to throw you down on a couch and start nibbling on you"
(e) Say nothing, just start running her hands down your neck.

Thank you boys!
:)



Anni
13:07

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