post bovine depression
So hopefully you've all recovered from the shock that cows are being elevated to caricatures.
Im off to do some boring and mindwrangling work about erotica in the latest novel that the Afr Dept is shoving down our semi-educated throats.
Things you might want to say to people , when you know you arent supposed to say it, but its just begging for it to be said (and THAT my friends, is how you reason in a circular manner)
1. Yes. Your bum looks huge. Is that a watermelon? Cos if it is...well...its a sizeable watermelon. And it really doesnt look nice when your boobs are coming out of your top in all directions. Its supposed to be called "cleavage" , not "everywhereage".
2. Yes I think youre a bad person for saying that. You should get down on your knees in passing traffic and let people whack you with a paddle each time they drive by. Do I care that it will cause a traffic jam? No. because youre a bad person.
3. No I don't like that. And it doesnt matter how much your previous little wenches liked it, I don't. And when I said I didnt want you to touch me even if it was with a 2metre long prodding pole, I really meant don't touch me with anything. Because youre gross and can't take a rejection.. And youre hairy and you drank way too much to have claimed that im pretty and really mean it you bastard.
Im not angry, mind you.
Just tired and hopeless in terms of my academic work looming.
but i still luuuurve you guys enough to post nonsense.
Anni 
