Various Bits and Bobs
After having a reasonably uneventful day yesterday, I decided to camp out in front out of the idiot box with an ample supply of coffee and a mental block on my academic conscience. The latter only caused me to forget that I had a grammar tutorial this morning but hey. Kittens die, rainbows fade, people miss grammar classes. 'Tis all life.
Just as the screen flickered on, I saw Jose Mourinho (who is amazingly hot for an older man) walking towards the camera , and then turning to shake some guy's hand (a player from Barcelona). Ive taken to watching football. Well not so much football as Chelsea matches....and because I know you lot are commerce connoiseurs, damn americans and artsy types, I can say with reasonable confidence that Im the only one who was sitting on a beanbag last night gasping every time Cech saved the team. (which was 6 times only in the first half).
Now some LISTS!
List one : Pet hates.
1. People who literally hit the keyboard when they type. We know youre amateurs, guys. The character isnt going to appear any faster if you hit it harder.
2. People saying "I don't care what other people think." Of course you do. Only a small number of people really don't care what people think, and they shut up about that fact. The rest is posing and should be seen to with a splintery wooden stick.
3. Women ordering chocolate cake and sweetener with their coffee. Same goes for Cheeseburger and Diet coke combos.
4. Spelling errors in public signs.
5. People who stroll. Being someone with reasonably short legs, I tend to mission quite fast. My friends constantly laugh at me cos they say im running away from them.
List two :My loves.
1. Someone unexpectedly remembering your birthday (big up, Alex!) ;)
2. Discovering there's a Family Guy episode you havent seen.
3. When you remember things about your childhood. Like that fact that you and your younger sister put pantihose over your head and pretended you were rabbits.
4. Being hugged.
5. When a toddler tells you youre pretty because you know toddlers don't lie for politeness ' sake.
list three: things I want to do before 24
1. Go to Britain.
2. Get it on with one (or all) of the following people :
a) Dominic Howard
b) Teddybearman (whose real name is James, how charming)
c) John Terry
d) An extremely hot Spanish man whom I can't understand.
f) Mr Darcy.
3. Teach myself German or Spanish, or both.
More junk from my mind to follow eventually.
Anni 
