Allo!

Due to my famous almost-fainting a few hours ago I crashed on the bed (maybe more literally than you think...) , sipped some coke and paged through a Cosmo. Now being familiar with the dating tendencies of the 21st century, it seems to be standard for people who are in a relationship to live together. Bring on the toothbrush and scented candles and dedicate a whole drawer to your girly things (i.e things that smell, feel and look delightful) (because let's face it, we are the more delightful gender) :P

So on the one side we have people arguing that if you live together beforehand, you can suss out your compatibility better without too much commitment. BUT research shows that cohabitees have a much higher divorce rate than people who didnt live together. Lulled into marriage? Perhaps. Not having the stamina to remove her onslaught of small decorative things out of the house? perhaps.

Now in the same Cosmo was the interesting section on sex advice that you probably wouldnt use. Well I suppose some people would actually, but yours truly wouldnt touch it with a long and sterile stick. One of the headings was "When naked, do silly tricks and running around"
Um........running around? Personally I would find running around naked more torture than anything else, because the firm bits will wobble, and the wobbly bits will actually register on the Richter scale.

so.....had any dodge shag advice lately?