Im listening to "Beep" by PCD and Will.i.am and as much as I want to dislike those skinny wenches who dance really, really well, im inadvertently drawn to the catchiness of the song (it has very relevant lyrics...) and it makes me want to get up and dance very inappropriately. This, however , will transpire in a week or so in one of our clubs in Stell. Wish me luck and an unbroken pelvis :P

I want to learn to tango. So I can go to Europe and get it on with a hot Spanish man - his olive skin glistening from controlled passion , his dark eyes fiery and intense......the language barrier forcing us to communicate by a more universal language.......braille hahahahaha ( I still have to write that erotic short story ;P )

Tonight's Pieter's 21st (To Kirst...its my pieter, not yours :P ) so that means alot of yummy cocktails courtesy of our cute-as-buttons host, a meeting with the ex, a meeting with the newly single best friend (male), and that means drunken conversation about how she wasnt right for him . He says Ive shrunk!! WTF!! I do plan on looking gorgeous tonight to rub it into the ex's face. Will post pictures, kids. Don't judge too harshly :P

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