So yesterday.. (this is how Kirstin usually begins a conversation...and you spend the subsequent 3 minutes trying to figure out whether youre supposed to know what happened prior to this statement.)
So yesterday,Will and I go to Julians, because its custom that I treat her to a birthday cappucino.
We were chatting like normal girls.. (i.e NO loving glances or hand touching) and when the waitress came up to say happy birthday, she looked at Will, pointed at me and said stuff like "Make sure she treats you special today, I always make my boyfriend treat me like a queen."
Er...what!? So she thinks we're lesbians? To be fair I have used this excuse to escape advances from unsavoury males, because the boyfriend thing just doesnt work anymore. They end up asking you "where is he now", "what type of relationship you have" and "he would never know". So really, pretending to be otherwise inclined just is the easiest way out. Shameful as it may sound.
Speaking of which - its Afrikaans night at NuBar, so we're having pizza & cocktails in Rustics then heading out to take on the town. If i dont post again you'll know its cos I fell off the stage and broken a number of fairly important extremities.
Im assuming anyone in the southern hemisphere saw the video abomination that was "Stellies Student". good lord. For the people who havent been treated to this eyesore...Its a girl stripping via video for her boyfriend. A few months later, they break up. Big mistake.
What's wrong with it?
a) She dances badly
b) She's fugly
c) You see way too much to not be scarred afterwards. Not even the jaws of life is gonna get that one outta your head.
d)She gives Stell students, and indeed South African women , a bad name.
I am both.
Anni 
