"Sort of like Jennifer Aniston's"

The phrase that crushed my belief that men are not looking for the impossible woman-figure.
For the record, Edward-John and I were talking about bums.
"Jennifer Aniston does not HAVE a butt" I pointed out indignantly.
Hers just looks like her back, but lower down.

So a few hours later I'm standing in front of the mirror thinking "Good lord. This is not gonna work.
It sort of juts out and it curves when you look at it from the side. "

And I think its unfair that people are so up in arms over the JLo bum thing, because hers isnt that big, its just
that she forces the poor thing into the tightest clothing her overpaid stylist can find. Even your wrist would look
ginormous in those things.

I find it intriguing that guys are classed as either/or " breast, ass, legs or stomach men."
Women dont have that. Why dont we have that?
You don't hear women going on about "Lisa is definately an abs woman."
Or if they do go on about it, I never hear it because my friends are cool like that. Ive actually asked them
what makes a guy attractive to them. And the overwhelming majority said "That something that you can't describe.
An intangible attribute that makes you want to be with them."

I would like to hear some defence in the male corner please :P