Some people are more imaginative than others. Which is why you shouldnt clutch your dictionary so close to your chest, as it can slow the heart down from boredom. This, people, is the funnest thing since googling your own name. Here are a few priceless ones:

GINGERS
"People" with red hair, freckles and pale skin. Mostly subitudes to poke fun at if there is no one fat about. The hatred for Gingers started back in the 8th to 11th century when the Vikings went around all of europe kicking everyones arse. Due to them coming form Scandinavia where Gingers decent from and the fact that they were Ginger themselves (e.g. Eric the Red), everyone started to hate Gingers. This hatred made Gingers unattactive, which is why most of them hardley get any sex, (e.g. Queen Elizabeth I of England, the virgin queen). Interestly enough Eric the Red's son later went on to discover North America. So you fuckins yanks cant say nothing! Plus it is a fact that Gingers purchase over 70% of the sunblock market. In conclusion Gingers will be exstict in the next few centuries, some of you might think its too long or better later than never, but we should remember the positive of being ginger, ill leave you to try and work out some.

Bloke 1 "The sun, risin at this time"
Bloke 2"Nah, its just the Vikings in the distance coming to invade us"
Bloke 1 "Fucking Gingers"

WOOT

Before ALL of that, woot was a happy noise made by certain Monkees and Guinea Pigs when they are happy or content. Net nerds like to take credit for creating stuff that they only adopted. But I know better. I've heard those monkets. And they're happy. woot.

Kristy walks in the door from a long day of work and her Guinea Pig, thrilled to see her, asks "Woot? Woot woot? Woot."


COCKTAIL
1. The tail of a Cock, or Rooster.
Ex: So I was running, trying to catch that chicken, and I grabbed its cocktail and it turned around and pecked me.

AMERICA
The country everyone hates until they need food, military protections, etc.