To continue on that note, here's the second batch of bloggers (in no way less important than the first ones)

4. Neko
She becomes increasingly frustrated with her work, daily musing and observing things she finds interesting doesnt give her the extent of unloading that she needs. Then one day she starts doodling, and before long the entire office's supply of paper is covered in mysterious signs and languages. In true business style they wheel her into the mental asylum, but as soon as her feet hit the ground at the entrance, she breaks loose and tears through her clothes, only to reveal a bodysuit made of a collection of deadly snakeskins dyed red. She hisses at them in very dramatic and impressive fashion, saying that the Scarlet Cobra will come for them. She flips her red satin hoodie up and in a flash she's gone. Her days are spent drawing up plans for her ideal house and sipping Chai tea, but her nights are filled with mystery and action as she tracks down people to take revenge on : everyone in her "bad little brown book" (black is too fashionable to be bad) or alternately, people who don't donate blood. With time, she surpasses heroes such as Superman and Batman for the simple reason that she's more savvy and her name doesnt have a crap prefix in front of the word "man" .

5. Edward-John
Our favourite journalist finds new inspiration in the financial side of things, after he's appointed at the Beeld. He develops the habit of waking up in the middle of the night to check his stock ticker, which he stole from the Monopoly man (he was out on a drive in his car).
He scours the newspapers daily and builds up a frightening repertoire of financial-speak, thus alienating the more ignorant of his friends, and drawing closer the ones wearing unfashionable neckties. After months of speculating , he finally invests some money in a seemingly unknown company called Pear. Pear is a software company that markets tiny ear-computers, and it manages to wipe Apple off the fashionable side of the marketplace. After this, Apple grumbles unhappily and goes to sit under the tree with Microsoft.
Edward-John instantly becomes a gazillionaire, and shows up for the last day of work purely to give his editor the finger. For the next few years he travels the world, wooing countless women and soaking up the culture like a desert sponge. He buys a house in Finland and marries Agnetha, a woman who bears him 9 children, all with red hair.